Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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