On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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