At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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