I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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