brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
