so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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