So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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