Me. At least after what I've been through.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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