Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I had to cum in my sink.
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