I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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