week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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