Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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