I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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