I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
How many fucks given?
0.12846
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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