She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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