can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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