there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
