Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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