there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
can u get pink eye on your cock?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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