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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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