Just fell off a train. Bad.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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