hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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