you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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