why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My pussy is not your playground.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
