Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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