thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
