you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
