he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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