I wanna bring you to show and tell
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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