But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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