Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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