Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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