i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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