i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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