WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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