This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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