I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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