so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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