We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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