My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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