do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i would punch a child for taco bell
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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