I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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