she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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