Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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