quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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