my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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