so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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