I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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