You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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