i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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