found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
and she was petting her beer can
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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