haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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