at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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